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THE STARS DON’T LIE. BUT YOUR EX PROBABLY DID

Ever fallen for someone whose birth chart should’ve come with a trigger warning? Welcome to Astrology Love Compatibility: The Good, Bad & Ugly. This isn’t the soft, romanticised starry-eyed fluff that says every sign “just needs a little work.” No. Sometimes Scorpio is a walking red flag. Sometimes Libra’s indecision isn’t cute. And sometimes Gemini… well, you know.
This book doesn’t sugar-coat compatibility. It ranks it. Roasts it. Reveals it. You’ll laugh, gasp, and probably double-check your own rising sign with mild regret.

Stop guessing why you keep attracting chaos with cheekbones. This is your cosmic manual for dodging dating disasters before they manifest. Whether you’re a Virgo with a spreadsheet of heartbreaks or a Leo wondering why the room goes quiet when you walk in (again), this book reads your chart and your delusions alike.